WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Betty a Friend at work shared this poem with me it was in her husbands tractor magazine.

I love the picture above and have had that cartoon posted in my work cube for

years. I hope you laugh as much as I did!

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People..
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to
Another petrol station restroom
Because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of
Which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest
Why you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or
mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in
30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only
One suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is &8.95 for a
three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in
public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in
Your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its
Original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for year
Maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your
Life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes—
one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter
how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a
pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping
For 25 relatives on December
24Th in 25 minutes.